Spruce Rich

Though Tim and Rebecca’s kids and other dogs asked to not be included on this website, their Siberian Husky Spruce is kind of a Chad and wanted his story front and center. Spruce’s ancestors hailed from the cold tundra of Siberia and Spruce’s father Bruce was bred to be Vladimir Putin’s lapdog. Instead he ran away from home when he was very young. He had many strange and interesting adventures on his way to America.

He swam with seals, played with polar bears, drank gallons of unfiltered seawater, and eventually managed to talk his way onto a cargo ship filled with milk bones. Once in America he founded a publication called “The Poor Husky’s Almanac” and did many experiments with electricity. He founded the first doggy post office and later in life he became an ambassador to the Australian Shepards.

Spruce was born just outside of Boston and is 100% Masshole. He is a renaissance pup and a clear domestic failure. He refused potty training until he was 5. He loves to eat sharpie markers, plastic, and chicken in pretty much that order. His unbelievable shedding has allowed his family to make all of their winter clothes for free. He lives with two other (less regal and dynamic) dogs.